ARMAGEDDON DRILLERS’ LIST OF DEMANDS
Oscar (Owen Wilson) wants his parking tickets to be wiped off his record (56 tickets in seven states).
Noonan (Clark Heathcliffe Brolly) has some women friends he’d like to see made American citizens (no questions asked).
Max (Ken Campbell) wants to bring back eight-track tapes.
Chick (Will Patton) wants a full week’s Emperor’s Package at Caesar’s Palace.
A.J. (Ben Affleck) wants to know who actually killed Kennedy.
Bear (Michael Clarke Duncan) would like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer.
Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) wants none of them to have to pay taxes again. Ever.